“I’ll let you in on a little secret that will relieve some of the pressure: You aren’t the chosen one. None of us is the chosen one. We’re the ones who make choices, and that’s the stuff we’re made up of.”
Read More Tanisha Washington: Nazi Hunter (Episode One)Her joke writing is so next level, she makes me want to rethink some of my material. She has this killer closing joke where she goes, “Wabbadu du Flarg?” and it crushes every single time.
Read More My Sim is a More Successful Comic Than MeI know what you’re thinking: “Alex, nobody can see me. I can be myself if nobody’s around!” Well, you’re wrong. You’re wrong about a lot of things, actually. It’s one of the many reasons why nobody likes you.
Read More 10 Times You Shouldn’t “Just Be Yourself!” featuring illustrations by Jeremy TalamantesThe last thing I want to say to all of my social justice warriors and feminazis and feminists and meninists and women and men in general is that if you’re a feminist who hates men, you’re doing it wrong. You’re not a feminist, you’re a misandrist, and an idiot, and, like I said before, you should read more.
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